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[GOPI 1609]

narielli

[/COLOR]•centanni[/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER]

mardy bum

^{_{•••ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, THE NAME IS NARIELLI ANGELINA CENTANNI
•••BUT THE KID NOW GOES BY NANI
•••THE GAL'S HAD TO BLOW OUT TWENTY ONE CANDLES
•••AND HER HOMETOWN IS SICILY, ITALY
•••SHE IS TAKEN AND RELATED TO NOONE
•••BUT HAS FOUND HERSELF IN VENICE AS A TROPHY WIFE
•••SHE ONLY ASSOCIATES HERSELF WITH OTHER WIPERS
•••AND SHE IS THE INNOCENT, TRAPPED, & VULNERABLE KIND OF GAL
•••NOT TO MENTION SHE LOOKS LIKE AMY ADAMS}}

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schyler

[/COLOR]•terring[/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER]

fake tales of san francisco

^{_{•••ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, THE NAME IS SCHYLER TRISH TERRING
•••BUT THE KID NOW GOES BY SCHY
•••THE GAL'S HAD TO BLOW OUT TWENTY SIX CANDLES
•••AND HER HOMETOWN IS BALTIMORE, MARYLAND
•••SHE IS SINGLE AND RELATED TO JASON TERRING
•••BUT HAS FOUND HERSELF IN VENICE AS A TELEMARKETER
•••SHE ONLY ASSOCIATES HERSELF WITH OTHER WIPERS
•••AND SHE IS THE SARCASTIC, NONE-TOO-BRIGHT, & SEX-ADDICT KIND OF GAL
•••NOT TO MENTION SHE LOOKS LIKE EMMY ROSSUM}}

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tabitha

[/COLOR]•fox[/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER]

from ritz to rubble

^{_{•••ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, THE NAME IS TABITHA LAURIE FOX
•••BUT THE KID NOW GOES BY TIBBY
•••THE GAL'S HAD TO BLOW OUT SEVENTEEN CANDLES
•••AND HER HOMETOWN IS CARBONDALE, PENNSYLVANIA
•••SHE IS SINGLE AND RELATED TO NOONE
•••BUT HAS FOUND HERSELF IN VENICE AS A HIGHSCHOOL DROP OUT/WAITRESS
•••SHE ONLY ASSOCIATES HERSELF WITH OTHER WIPERS
•••AND SHE IS THE CRAZY, DRUGGY, & DEPRESSED KIND OF GAL
•••NOT TO MENTION SHE LOOKS LIKE HANNA BETH MERJOS}}

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patrick

[/COLOR]•nguyen[/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER]

baby i'm yours

^{_{•••ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, THE NAME IS PATRICK DAVID NGUYEN
•••BUT THE KID NOW GOES BY PATCH
•••THE GUY'S HAD TO BLOW OUT TWENTY-THREE CANDLES
•••AND HIS HOMETOWN IS HANOI, VIETNAM
•••HE IS TAKEN AND RELATED TO NOONE
•••BUT HAS FOUND HIMSELF IN VENICE AS A STORE OWNER
•••HE ONLY ASSOCIATES HERSELF WITH OTHER WIPERS
•••AND HE IS THE RELIGIOUS, RUDE & JUDGMENTAL KIND OF GUY
•••NOT TO MENTION HE LOOKS LIKE AARON YOO}}

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