Post by GOPI 1609 on Mar 12, 2009 21:21:26 GMT -5
from ritz to the rubble
LEVITICUS ASPRIN x TABITHA FOX
[/SUP][/size][/blockquote][/blockquote]LEVI AND TABITHA ARE PROBABLY THE MOST DISFUNCTIONAL PAIR ANYONE IN THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. UNLIKE MOST PEOPLE WHO RESPECT EACH OTHER AND RESPECT EACH OTHERS OPINION AND ALL THAT POLITE GOODNESS, LEVI AND TABITHA ARE USUALLY AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS. LEVI IS AN ASSHOLE. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. PROBABLY THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE JOURNALIST (SINCE HE WRITES A GOSSIP COLUMN) IN ALL OF CALIFORNIA...IF NOT THEN THE UNITED STATES. TRUST ME, I AM NOT EXAGGERATING.
REGARDLESS, HE IS AN ALCOHOLIC ON TOP OF THAT, SO IT SEEMS HIS ASSHOLE-NESS DOUBLES...BUT WHY IS HE AN ASSHOLE YOU MAY ASK? WELL, YOU'D HAVE TO GO READ HIS HISTORY...OR HIS GOSSIP COLUMN. HE SORT OF GIVES HIMSELF AWAY. ANYWAYS, THEN COMES TIBBY FOX. SHE IS PRETTY, A HIGHSCHOOL DROP OUT BECAUSE HER MOTHER HAS BREAST CANCER AND CANT PAY THE BILLS ANYMORE SO SHE HAD TO GET A JOB TO BASICALLY SUPORT THE TWO OF THEM. TO TOP TIBBY'S APATHETIC AND USUAL TEENAGE ANGST BEHAVIOR, HER FATHER TENDS TO ABUSE HER.
OF COURSE, LEVI KNOWS NOTHING OF THIS. THE TWO HATE EACH OTHER. HE IS AN ALCOHOLIC, SHE IS A RANDOM TEENAGER ADDICTED TO METH. BUT, DESPITE THEIR CONSTANT ARGUEMENTS OVER NOTHING AT ALL (IT COULD BE HOW THEY MET-WHICH NEITHER SEEM TO REMEMBER-OR WHEN THEY STARTED HATING EACH OTHER-WHICH NEITHER SEEM TO REMEMBER EITHER) THEY ARE CONSTANTLY ALL OVER EACH OTHER. ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS.
THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS, TIBBY DOES REMEMBER EVERYTHING-IN FACT, SHE HAD BEEN WIPING IT OUT OF LEVI'S MIND FOR THE PAST YEAR SO THAT HE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY MEMORY OF TIBBY. SO IT IS AS IF EVERY MONTH SHE IS STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN....
THE REASON FOR THIS BEING THAT THE DIVISION IS AFTER HER-SENDING THEIR TRACKERS-BECAUSE SHE WAS THE ONE THAT WIPED THEIR MEMORIES AND WAS THE ONLY ONE TO TRULY ESCAPE FROM THE LAB WHEN SHE WAS KIDNAPPED AND TAKEN THERE WHEN SHE WAS VERY YOUNG.
SO IF THEY KNEW LEVI HAD INFORMATION ABOUT HER-THEY WOULD KILL HIM.
SO SHE DOESN'T HATE HIM ENTIRELY...
BUT HEY, THE SEX IS GOOD. WHY RUIN SUCH A GOOD THING?
