Post by GOPI 1609 on Mar 12, 2009 21:23:54 GMT -5
fake tales of san francisco
SCHYLER TERRING x TIMOTHY AUSTIN
[/SUP][/size][/blockquote][/blockquote]SO WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX A HARDCORE RELIGIOUS EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD WITH A TWENTY SIX YEAR OLD SEX ADDICT? NO, NOT A LAW SUIT-HE'S LEGAL SILLY!
INSTEAD YOU GET A FAKE TALE OF SAN FRANCISCO; STARRING SHYLER TERRING AS THE SEX ADDICT AND TIMOTHY AUSTIN AS THE QUIRKY RELIGIOUS GUY.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A PROBLEM WITH RELIGION IN TIMOTHY'S LIFE. HE NEVER HAD TO CHOSE BETWEEN RELIGION AND HAPPINESS BECAUSE THE TWO WENT HAND IN HAND. HE ATTENDS CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY. HE CONFESSES HIS SINS. HE TRUSTS, RESPECTS, AND IS LOYAL TO HIS CHURCH, TO GOD, TO JESUS...HE IS A FIRM BELIEVER AND NOTHING COULD EVER ROCK HIS BELIEFS.
BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THE DEVIL IS SICK OF TIMOTHY AUSTIN'S UNBREAKABLE BOND WITH GOD. SO WHAT DOES HE DO? THROW IN THE BEAUTIFUL, BUT NOT SO BRIGHT, SCHYLER TERRING. SHE WAS A TELEMARKETER, YES THAT GAL WHO WOULD POP HER GUM WHILE ON THE PHONE TELLING YOU ABOUT THE SPECIAL OFFER COMCAST, DIRECT TV, VERIZON, GEICO, AND ALL-STATE INSURANCE HAS TO OFFER YOU AS OF TODAY.YES SHE WOULD BE THE TELEMARKETER WHO WOULD CALL YOU BACK IF YOU HUNG UP ON HER AND CURSE YOU THE FUCK OUT. WHY? DON'T FUCK WITH HER! SHE'LL KILL YOU VERBALLY!
SO YOU WOULD THINK THAT WAS HOW THE TWO MET. WRONG. TERRING NEEDED EXTRA CASH, SINCE SHE DID HAVE BILLS TO PAY, AND SHE DECIDED TO TAKE UP AN EXTRA JOB AT A LOCAL SUPERMARKET...WHERE AUSTIN WAS WORKING PART TIME AS A BOX BOY, SHE BECAME A CASHIER. SO THEY MET, AND HE KNEW TO KEEP MINI TIMOTHY AUSTIN IN HIS PANTS BEHIND THE ZIPPER.
HOWEVER, SEDUCTION, HER SWEET SMILE, AND NAIVE BEHAVIOR HAS THAT MINI-HIM IN A KNOT. SHE HAD ONLY GOTTEN THE JOB BECAUSE SHE SLEPT WITH THE BOSS....
BUT HE CAN'T HELP IT...AND TIMOTHY SEEMS TO BE FINDING HIMSELF FALLING DEEPER INTO THE HANDS OF TEMPTATION. THE DEVIL SURE IS A BITCH AND THAT BITCH CAME IN THE FORM OF SCHYLER TERRING. AND WITH THE HUGE AGE GAP ON TOP OF THAT...WILL HE BE ABLE TO RESIST HER?
ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE SHOWS HER 'IDIOT' SIDE IS ACTUALLY JUST A FRONT....THAT SHE REALLY IS SMART, BUT THAT SHE DOES THIS AND SLEEPS WITH SO MANY PEOPLE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO FEEL ALONE AND SHE WANTS TO FEEL NEEDED...SO WHATS TIMOTHY AUSTIN TO DO? SUCCUMB TO HER BEAUTY AND CHARM? OR REMAIN ON THE PATH OF GOD AND ONLY SUCCUMB TO HER...AFTER HE MARRIES HER?
IS MARRIAGE EVEN AN OPTION?
