- -SHIFTER CANONS

[GOPI 1609]

timothy

[/COLOR]•austin[/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER]

old yellow bricks

fake tales of san francisco

^{_{•••ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, THE NAME IS TIMOTHY ROBERT AUSTIN
•••BUT THE KID NOW GOES BY TIM
•••THE GUY'S HAD TO BLOW OUT EIGHTEEN CANDLES
•••AND HIS HOMETOWN IS LINDEN, ALABAMA
•••HE IS SINGLE AND RELATED TO CHEYANNE AUSTIN AND MELINDA AUSTIN
•••BUT HAS FOUND HIMSELF IN VENICE AS A COLLEGE STUDENT
•••HE ONLY ASSOCIATES HIMSELF WITH OTHER SHIFTERS
•••AND HE IS THE QUIRKY, RELIGIOUS, & NARROW MINDED KIND OF GUY
•••NOT TO MENTION HE LOOKS LIKE JESSE MCCARTNEY}}

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delilah

[/COLOR]•kingston[/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER]

knock the door and run

^{_{•••ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, THE NAME IS DELILAH LAYNE KINGSTON
•••BUT THE KID NOW GOES BY DELI
•••THE GAL'S HAD TO BLOW OUT TWENTY SEVEN CANDLES
•••AND HER HOMETOWN IS SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA
•••SHE IS SINGLE AND RELATED TO NOONE
•••BUT HAS FOUND HERSELF IN VENICE AS A MODEL
•••SHE ONLY ASSOCIATES HERSELF WITH OTHER SHIFTERS
•••AND SHE IS THE SEXY, SEDUCTIVE, & DANGEROUS KIND OF GAL
•••NOT TO MENTION SHE LOOKS LIKE MEGAN FOX}}

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sandra

[/COLOR]•delanore[/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER]

plastic tramp

^{_{•••ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, THE NAME IS SANDRA DONNA DELANORE
•••BUT THE KID NOW GOES BY SANDY
•••THE GAL'S HAD TO BLOW OUT NINETEEN CANDLES
•••AND HER HOMETOWN IS VENICE BEACH, CALIFORNIA
•••SHE IS SINGLE AND RELATED TO NOONE
•••BUT HAS FOUND HERSELF IN VENICE AS A HAIRSTYLIST
•••SHE ONLY ASSOCIATES HERSELF WITH OTHER SHIFTERS
•••AND SHE IS THE FUNNY, OBNOXIOUS, & DITZY KIND OF GAL
•••NOT TO MENTION SHE LOOKS LIKE ASHLEY TISDALE}}

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dakota

[/COLOR]•woods[/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER]

temptation greets you

bigger boys and stolen sweethearts

^{_{•••ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, THE NAME IS DAKOTA LAYNE WOODS
•••BUT THE KID NOW GOES BY KOTY
•••THE GAL'S HAD TO BLOW OUT SEVENTEEN CANDLES
•••AND HER HOMETOWN IS VENICE BEACH, CALIFORNIA
•••SHE IS TAKEN AND RELATED TO NOONE
•••BUT HAS FOUND HERSELF IN VENICE AS A HIGHSCHOOL STUDENT
•••SHE ONLY ASSOCIATES HERSELF WITH OTHER SHIFTERS
•••AND SHE IS THE SENSUAL, NEEDY & RUTHLESS KIND OF GAL
•••NOT TO MENTION SHE LOOKS LIKE LUISANA LOPILATO}}

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